Friday is a big holiday for some of us coming up. Millions of people are gearing up for a wild weekend of celebrating Cinco de Mayo, the Mexican Independence Day with margaritas, senoritas, and hope-the-cops-don’t-beat-us. But amidst all the hubbub about immigration laws and mexican infiltration, it is easy to lost sight of a holiday that a select few have been celebrating every year on the first friday of May (and many other fridays) for almost as long as those damn border hopping Santa Anna rabble rousers have been sucking sauza out of a sombrero…
International No Pants Day
Cinco de Mayo, we love you, but we love having no pants on… even more! In honor of this wonderful occasion, I’m going to put up a gallery and include every picture I can find of myself or my friends in which someone has lost their pants. I’ll have it up by friday, so if anyone wants to include a shot of ANYONE missing pants, i’ll throw it up there. Just leave a comment attached to this post with the picture!
UPDATE: Ok, so Friday was great aside from a little extra running around. There was way too much “No Pants” Action from just about everyone, including a guy who got a bloody nose from kissing this chick. I’ve never seen that much blood on an uninjured woman’s face since I met that lesbian vampire last halloween.
I have some great pictures of me running around with no pants on, however in deference to a certain young lady I won’t be uploading them as I originally planned. Ah well.
LOL AT LAST! A dictionary that explains what a woman is actually saying! If only more men had this…. *sad sigh* but it’s not like they read a REGULAR dictionary, let alone one so complicated
Man, wait till you see the list I am cooking up right now! My partners in class have started a running tally of all the things I say to my instructor that pisses her off. I’ve only been to one class with her and I’ve already got a number of crazy stuff. It’ll be great. ~Lost in Translation
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“They took Christmas away.
Came downstairs for the shiny presents…they took the tree, and the stockings…nothing left but coal. Don’t look in the closet, either — it’s greedy.It’s not in the spirit of the holiday.” ~ Firefly